doh!

Sarasota County reportedly is numbering foreclosures nearly double the national average - one in every 206 homes there is in foreclosure. Wonder if that will cause the property appraiser or the insurance companies to reassess the market - you think?

With regard to giant scatophagous grin on presidential candidate

Say it ain't so John:

For nearly 30 years, Carol has maintained a dignified silence about the accident, McCain and their divorce. But last week at the bungalow where she now lives at Virginia Beach, a faded seaside resort 200 miles south of Washington, she told The Mail on Sunday how McCain divorced her in 1980 and married Cindy, 18 years his junior and the heir to an Arizona brewing fortune, just one month later. Daily Mail

You have your mission, world, if you choose to accept it: Find a bigger shiteating grin than what's on him:

The Penile State Works Hard to Maintain Leading Position in

Asshaticity

TAMPA — Men driving pickups honked and flashed a thumbs-up sign. One yelled "Hell, yeah!" Another pumped his fist in the air.

Others, though, weren't nearly as pleased at the sight of a Confederate flag the size of a semitrailer truck flying Tuesday high above the junction of Interstates 75 and 4.