What a choice we have for you, Penilestaters:
May the best four-letter white male win.
*[Florida: That melancholy object dangling beneath the Deep, Deep South]
Today we feel the need to reassert the primacy of the PenileState. Let it never be said that Penn State's drunken football frenzy could ever come near the lunacy we see around us every day in this fair state. Or Rick Perry's Texans could come in here without getting some flak. This is all Penile all the time!
Without further ado:
'Fake doctor boosted woman's bottom with home-made implant containing cement and super glue' (and this is a picture of HIM)

Watching Perry addressing the crowd, several questions naturally came to mind. One was, "Does he really believe this stuff?" But another one was, "Would it matter if he did?" After all, there are times in life when insanity is indistinguishable from cynicism. A man who will take money to greenlight a dangerous nuclear-waste dump that might blow up 30 years from now is not much different from the guy who doesn't balance his checkbook because he thinks Armageddon is coming before the end of the quarter. In both cases, the long view doesn't matter. Taibbi.