The Battle is Engaged

What a choice we have for you, Penilestaters:

May the best four-letter white male win.

In which much is explained

happy Centrist horseshit

From Driftglass:


... the Right greeted the dawn of the Age of Obama with a collective scream of primal rage and terror which has not merely not diminished one decibel since the day he took the oath of office, but has actually doubled and re-doubled with his every action and every word.

It worked because while Liberals were begging the Obama Administration to take the implacable hostility and hostage-taking contempt of the Right as a serious threat to the country, the Administration chose instead to follow through on their brilliant Reasonable Centrist Plan to win the Right over by treating them like long-lost lodge brothers from whom they had become estranged over some silly, Thanksgiving dinner misunderstanding that happenedso long ago that no one could remember the details.

Chose, in other words, to ignore all those shrill Liberals who were warning them that they were walking nekkid into a Category Five wingnut wilding and heed exactly the same kind of happy Centrist horseshit advice that goofs like David Brooks, Mark Halperin and Andrew Sullivan all wallow in.

The Right, of course, could not fucking believe their luck. Crippled and bleeding from a thousand self-inflicted wounds, they were allowed to reconstituted their Party using its ugliest, most deranged, most racist elements.

Allowed to strap tri-corner hats into the pointy heads of their howling mob, stuff them into Koch Brother-funded buses which drove them off to Fox News-sponsored events and into political re-branding history.

Allowed to traffic in the worst kind of white supremacist sludge.

Allowed to lie and lie and lie and lie.

And allowed to do it all virtually unmolested by the White House and the mainstream media because nobody wanted to hurt their fee-fees by pointing out that they were completely out of their fucking minds. more.... 

Gold Man Suks

Let's make Vin Diesel Treasury Secretary.



"Anyway, every time I read one of these rah-rah predictions, I get this feeling that I've seen this movie before. When it comes time to do Goldman, Sachs: The Movie!, I'll be bummed beyond belief if Vin Diesel doesn't get to play Jim O'Neill."

Read more: http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/blogs/taibblog/goldmans-latest-boiler-room-stock-america-20120102#ixzz1iMUg0FaE

Penile's Own Rick Perry Clone

UnFUCKINGbelievable:

This state has two royal families - this asshat and Jeb Booge.

The only question: When will Jeb jump in?

Let him eat spray

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Let their Boehners be Swollen

It's not Wall Street's fault if you can't steal what you need.

No Newt Axes!

GROVER NORQUIST, Bondage Master of the RepubliGun Party

To all our RepubliGun Fiends

New Wave of Rick Perry Supporters Reach Florida

Today we feel the need to reassert the primacy of the PenileState. Let it never be said that Penn State's drunken football frenzy could ever come near the lunacy we see around us every day in this fair state. Or Rick Perry's Texans could come in here without getting some flak. This is all Penile all the time!

Without further ado:


'Fake doctor boosted woman's bottom with home-made implant containing cement and super glue' (and this is a picture of HIM)

Man throws potatoes at woman in Walmart

Sound Bites of the Passionate RepubliGuns

"What's good is to get these goats for our computer industry."



"Ding-dong lama wannee, Jumpin' with an ice pick"



"It's a big rat with little ears and warts."

"The Adolf Hitler of Shallow"

Watching Perry addressing the crowd, several questions naturally came to mind. One was, "Does he really believe this stuff?" But another one was, "Would it matter if he did?" After all, there are times in life when insanity is indistinguishable from cynicism. A man who will take money to greenlight a dangerous nuclear-waste dump that might blow up 30 years from now is not much different from the guy who doesn't balance his checkbook because he thinks Armageddon is coming before the end of the quarter. In both cases, the long view doesn't matter. Taibbi.

Mitt the Shit

Can Mitt stand his own stupidity?

So you baggers think #ows should be more civil?

Intelligence and Motive

Ever wondered why we in the US have not enacted a general strike in recent times?

It was necessary to lay everybody off before that motivation, and the intelligence of it, came home.