Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Penile's Own Rick Perry Clone


This state has two royal families - this asshat and Jeb Booge.

The only question: When will Jeb jump in?

Saturday, November 19, 2011

To all our RepubliGun Fiends

New Wave of Rick Perry Supporters Reach Florida

Today we feel the need to reassert the primacy of the PenileState. Let it never be said that Penn State's drunken football frenzy could ever come near the lunacy we see around us every day in this fair state. Or Rick Perry's Texans could come in here without getting some flak. This is all Penile all the time!

Without further ado:

'Fake doctor boosted woman's bottom with home-made implant containing cement and super glue' (and this is a picture of HIM)

Man throws potatoes at woman in Walmart

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Sound Bites of the Passionate RepubliGuns

"What's good is to get these goats for our computer industry."

"Ding-dong lama wannee, Jumpin' with an ice pick"

"It's a big rat with little ears and warts."