Sunday, January 18, 2009

Virile Penility

Florida Politics brings great news -- the Penile State outperforms even our humble estimation:

Number 1 in Mortgage Fraud!

Number 1 in Food Stamps!

Number 1 for convicted politicians


We'll never match Bernie Madoff. You can't be all things to all sleazeballs. But it ain't for lack of trying.

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