TALLAHASSEE — Gov. Rick Scott on Friday authorized the sale of two state airplanes to out-of-state bidders for a total of nearly $3.7 million, fulfilling a campaign promise. StPeteTimes
Dear Governor Scott:
We understand your fatal attraction for billionaire perks, but you must understand: Florida, the Penile State, is not your personal Bunga Bunga room.
You are selling the public's airplanes and plan to ride around in your own, keeping your travel records secret while on state business.
This is like telling Florida: "My mistress doesn't need to drive, I'll send my chauffeur." Or, "Now you little girl just sit and look sweet while Sugar Daddy takes care of all your pretty little needs."
The public sector is not your private harlot, Governor Scott. Do not sell what we own, since after we toss you on your ear in 4 years (or before), we'll elect other folks, hopefully non-billionaires, who might occasionally do state business that could use a state plane.
While we're at it, don't sell our schools, our teachers, our community leaders, or our water, air, or underwater rights.
In fact, don't sell us, period. If we wanted to pimp our planes, we wouldn't need your teaparty illogic to do it.